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Filed under: Magazine | Tags: Funny, How To Look Like A Wanker At A Party, Humour, Magazine, Vice Magazine
Vice mag have put together this highly accurate and brilliant list of how to look like a total douche whilst out and about, aiming in on photo opportunities.
One example I can think of is this: In every club there’s a photographer which instantly means girls will flock to him/ her and try to out do each other as much as possible with how low they can bend their legs or how good their smile is/ how much their boobs are out/ how good they look in general – that’s a pretty standard generic feature of any night out and Vice have noticed a few more too…
Check them out here, well worth a read and look at.
The other week whilst listening to Scott Mills on BBC Radio 1 I heard something which really made me laugh, nothing unusual there to be honest seeing as I love Scotts show. Anyway, Scotts mate Chris decided to try something out for the show.
If you’ve been or infact live in America and have gone to Starbucks to get a drink then you will know that they LOVE to ask what your name is, I’m not 100% sure why – maybe it’s because they are being overly friendly or maybe it’s just to stop people from getting drinks confused, either way it can make for some interesting outcomes. This new “what’s your name” craze has now began in the UK.
Obviously no one can question your name in fear of offending the customer, so when Chris decided to try a few funny/ different names out the outcome was hilarious.
I decided to try this out today for myself, so, whilst in the queue I was asked what drink I wanted, I ordered a small English breakfast tea “And what’s your name please sir?” “Bertrude” I replied, the look on the womans face was priceless, she wanted to laugh but instead simply replied saying “Can I put Bert instead, my spelling isn’t very good?” “Yeah sure” I replied, turns out she can’t even spell Bert as when I picked up the cup it read “Bat.”
An experiment well worth trying out and one I’ll be doing again.
Filed under: Random | Tags: Channel 4, Comedy, David Brent, E4, Greg James, Humour, Radio 1, Ricky Gervais, The Office, The Ricky Gervais Show, TV
Oh god, I’m having a bit of a Ricky Gervais day. I don’t think I’ve ever expressed how much I love the work of Ricky Gervais. The Office is without any doubt my favourite programme in the world, I’ve spent so many hours watching every episode that apart of David Brent has crossed over into my personality and I now find myself using his cringe worthy quotes in everyday conversation, not to meantion pull the same faces and constantly say “…eh” at the end of lines when people don’t laugh at my brent type joke. Ricky was in on Greg Jame’s Radio 1 show today to promote the next Ricky Gervais Show, the animated podcasts which is starting again on E4 and Channel 4 next week I believe, could even be this week!
In honour of my idol here are some of my favourite Brent moments.
Long live the Brent!
Filed under: Random | Tags: Comedy, England, Great Britain and England Explained, Great Britian, Humour, The Difference between the United Kingdom, UK, Video
I was born in London, so I’m English. However I often get extreamly confused when talking about England, do I live in England or do I live in Great Britain, or do I live in the UK? All three?
This video hears a man talking extreamly fast, running out of breath whilst trying to explain the differences.
Filed under: Random | Tags: BeenerKeeKee, David Guetta, Funny, Humour, Youtube
This dude has taken over the internet, from putting up a few YouTube videos with him miming the lyrics from peoples songs, to 50 Cent joining him in his bedroom and now hit maker Guetta has done this….
For Jammers up and coming album he stars alongside…. an elephant!? YES! Amazing, here’s how it all came togther….
Filed under: Things I'm Feeling, TV | Tags: Bird is The Word, Comedy, Family Guy, Fox, Humour, Peter Griffin, TV
Me and my friend can’t stop singing this when we see eachother..
Peter Griffin for Pres.
Filed under: Random, Things I'm Feeling | Tags: Comedy, Comedy Sketch, Gap Yah, Humour, The Unexpected Items, Video
This video is taking the net by storm (such a cheesy line I love it)
“AND I JUST CHUNDERED EVERYWHHHUUUURRRE”
Filed under: Artist Blogs, Music Video, Things I'm Feeling | Tags: Humour, Serocee, T Willy, Toddla T, Video, Video Blog, We Missed The Plane
Toddla T provides another hilarious video…
Filed under: Artist Blogs, Music Video, Things I'm Feeling | Tags: Artist Blog, Humour, It's A Thailand Tiing, Thailand, Toddla T
This has to be THE best video on YouTube so far this year. Toddla T and Annie Mac recently went to Thailand for a 2 week holiday and Toddla documented it in this lovely music video, just classic! I’ll be seeing Toddla on Sunday morning so will be asking him for a dub of this!
ITCHITY WITCHITY ITCHITY WITCHITY
Remember those Intel adverts with the: “Dun, dun dun dun duuuuuuun” at the end of them? No? Watch this and be amazed.
Happy Monday. Today was pretty awful to be honest, I have my first A Level exam on Friday and revision is becoming a bit of a problem right now I can however say that this following video cheered my up rather a lot.
The animation in this is un real, plus I’m kinda worried about the damages a pigeon could do if it ever did end up in a secret agents breifcase (a likely story.)
I love that my dad e-mailed me this. These are very funny, if only I had the guts to write answers like these when I was sitting my GCSE’s.
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. )
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)………..
Answers to exam questions
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q.. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
More after the jump… (more…)
